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They're not Kennel Club registered, they're just
pets, you're not showing it are you?
I have stolen/found this dog and I'm not 100% certain that next doors dog
isn't a cross.
or
I bought this pedigree dog from a breeder who sensibly endorsed the
paperwork to stop me registering the puppies until I did the health tests.
I didn't bother.
I don't need health tests, look at the parents,
don't they look fine to you?
I am Superman and have x-ray vision. This enables me to know whether
my dogs have any form of illness. Don't tell anyone because I am
retired.
It will cost you another £100, but I can KC
register it if you want?
It really costs £15 a puppy, but I can see you are too stupid to know
that. Also see first point above.
This registration is better than the KC one,
that's just for show dogs/snobs
It isn't and none of them are. My dog might be a cross, but this
certificate enabled me to add £150 to the price.
I don't have the mother because.......
She got run over/belongs to my terminally ill relative/had to go stay at
friends because she's upset puppies are going. I really hope the
terminally ill one gets you as I got these from a friend/puppy farm and
that story usually embarrasses people into not asking questions.
There's only one puppy because I sold the rest,
this is the last one.
I steal puppies regularly and pass them on to idiots. Yes, he is big
for 8 weeks isn't he?
I have health tested, but haven't got the
certificates back yet, vet said the dogs hips were fine.
My relative is delusional and thinks he is Superman or a vet.
I have KC registered them, but the KC takes ages
Just give me the money, and I will string you along for ages when you will
not care any more because you will be attached to the dog. Don't I
look honest guv?
I've had to put Mum out there, she doesn't like
people taking the puppies
Yes I know she is trying to smash the window to get to you, surely you
know what hormones do? Please ignore the bandage I am wearing,
that's a coincidence.
I will meet you at the services as I live up a
mountain/am having work done/happen to be going your way.
I am amazed you are stupid enough to do this. When I roll my window
down and put my hand out for the money, you give it to me! You do
make it so easy for us puppy farmers, I thank you.
It's a new/rare colour so it costs more
Basically I messed up the breeding as I used the first dog I found. You
haven't done your research either, so when I tell you this dog will win
Crufts because it is a rare colour, you'll believe me. Yes, stripes
are normal on a Labrador.
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